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Joke of the Day

"People say drinking milk makes you stronger. I drunk 5 glasses of milk and tried to move a wall. It didn't work. Then, I drank 5 glasses of vodka and the wall moved alone!!"

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"Sometimes you look at an ex and think maybe they're not so bad. And then they start to talk and remind you why you hate them."
"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"
"I lost a lot of teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day. Just as her husband got home."
"Old meaning of sorry. ""I won't do it again."" New meaning of sorry. ""Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."""
"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."
"Why is North America so salty? Because its Na."
"Since wine is made from grapes its technically accurate to say I did a fruit juice cleanse for New Years Eve."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson? One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black."
"When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad."