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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark."

"What do you call a White Woman that has had over 4 Abortions? Income Equality activist"

"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"

"I've always wanted to meet a Syrian ... That's why I'm travelling to Germany next year."

"Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said ""I Bleed Crimson"" I walked up to him and said ""You big dummy, we all do"""

"""They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?"" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft."

"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."

"I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods..... of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."

"People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa."