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Joke of the Day

"why did the chicken cross the road? to show the deer how it's done"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"Refugees do the jobs no one wants to do. Like being a suicide bomber."

"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."

"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."

"How do you fit an elephant into a subway? Take the ""S"" out of sub and the ""F"" out of way."

"Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations? Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)"

"Why did the pig walk into the kitchen? Because he felt like bacon. :P"

"Curiosity has killed my cat.... At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in..."