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Joke of the Day
"I took a really sloppy poo today... My ass was wiped more times than Ian Watkins' search history"
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"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."
"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well, well."
"What did the Muslim on a surfboard say? Aloha Akbar!"
"I hate in your end. O. (innuendo)"
"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."
"my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it"
"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"
"""Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..."" *wakes up in cold sweat*"
"If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?"