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Joke of the Day

"Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is."

"Parents yelling ""I'm not going to ask you again"" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again"

"Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere"

"[car dealership] WIFE: let me do the talking, ur a terrible negotiator SALESMAN: u can drive off with this car for 18k ME: we'll double that"

"Pregnant white women over 30 always buy the biggest SUV around, because you never know when you'll give birth to half of a baseball team."

"Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink... Just ice was served."

"A thief stole a toilet from the police station. At this point they have nothing to go on."

"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"Cupid came to help. He drew his bow and fired an arrow at Raina, but his aim was low. I was forever in love with her feet."