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Joke of the Day

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"

"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"

"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""

"Two Bar S truck drivers get caught in a snowstorm. Stranded for days. They cannibalize each other than eat their product."

"What do you call a techno-themed grocery store? Gigi D'Agostino"

"If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested."

"1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies "

"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage."