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Joke of the Day

"Parents yelling ""I'm not going to ask you again"" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again"

"I think I need a new butt... because mine is cracked"

"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"

"I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking but it said the username is invalid."

"I heard a guy complaining how expensive his wedding is costing him. Boy, he is gonna be real pist when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost"

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A 1/4 pounder with cheese"

"Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed? Cause the building collapsed, duh."

"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""

"Part of being a woman means you can break your leg or be having a cardiac arrest & a nurse will still ask when your last period was."