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Joke of the Day

"Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty"

"Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No the shine from your head blinded me."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? BOO-kakke"

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? Cows moo! They don't hoo!"

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light."

"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."

"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. Except me."

"Recently a fellow coin maker challenged me to beat his best work. (x-post /r/3amjokes) When I punched his daughter's face, he said ""That's not what I mint."" At least his daughter was impressed."

"How do you know when you've played too much minecraft? When your friend wishes aloud that he could be creative and you tell him ,""your game mode has been changed."""

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet."