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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"
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"If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it."
"Ten minutes into ""conspiracy theories and chill..."" ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*"
"Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag!"
"A woman always worries about the things that men forget and men always worry about the things women remember."
"When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time. Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room."
"Why is childbirth called ""delivery"" and not ""take out?"""
"What's an amphibian's favorite musician? John Frogerty"
"Me: If you don't like my rules, maybe you can find a different mom. 4yo: *excitedly* Can we really do that?"
"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."