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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."
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"I've never seen 'Downton Abbey', but I did see the episode of 'Roseanne' when Becky ""cut the cheese"" at least 50 times."
"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."
"Senior year of high school is a lot like a retirement home... You don't work anymore, you hate everyone who's younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you."
"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""
"Programming ""Knock, knock."" ""Who's there?"" very long pause.... ""Java."" :)"
"What do you call a fat physic? A four-chin teller"
"We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow."
"My wife said i was being immature, so i told her to get the fuck out of my fort."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a homosexual? One's crack is in a junkie and the other's junk is in a crack."