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Joke of the Day
"Whats a caged animal's favorite food? Zoocchini"
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"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"
"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."
"Deer nuts and beer nuts What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck."
"I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt... I'll admit it was a waist of time."
"Did somebody unplug Brazil's controller?"
"A lot of people have been asking me what I'll be doing in 5 years' time? C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."