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"when nothing goes right... go left"
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"Great minds think alike but great behinds stink alike."
"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."
"Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them."
"Auto-correct changed my ""I'm tired"" to ""shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch""."
"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."
"""Welcome to Fight Club,"" said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried."
"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"
"I'm going to name my dog ""Syndrome"". Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, ""Down Syndrome!""."
"Spurs is the best football team ever."