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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush. So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'"

"How does Snoop Dogg get revenge? Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies."

"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."

"I pooped in 8 stores today. New record. 2 of them had restrooms."

"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"

"My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far."

"I think I might be depressed... But I'm just taking a shot in the dark."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken."

"How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs."

"You don't have to study for a pregnancy test... but I have heard there's a lot of cramming that goes on before the exam."