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Joke of the Day
"I pooped in 8 stores today. New record. 2 of them had restrooms."
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"Have you ever tried Nigerian food? Neither have they."
"Guess why Because."
"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"
"What's the difference between a politician and a tiger? One of them is a big puss"
"Priest in bathroom I walked in on a priest going on the bathroom and I was like HOLY SHIT!"
"My wife is like a Mermaid Below her pelvis, she smells like fish."
"Why do the English always carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk"
"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"
"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."