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Joke of the Day

"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"

"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""

"So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks""."

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"

"I can't prove it, but from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure there's an injured dolphin stuck in my dishwasher."

"Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!"

"Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I've never cum across one."

"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"

"I typed 18 beers into my calorie counting app, and it uninstalled itself."