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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken."
Next Joke
"Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."
"What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator? Close the door, I'm dressing!"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer accepts a 3.5 in. floppy."
"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."
"Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. I asked ""How the hell did you do that""? ""The car rolled on it""."
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""
"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."
"I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know."
"How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots."