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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a vegetable win an argument? Cuz he always uses a straw, man!"
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"So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not."
"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene."
"What do you call a guy that can't make a joke? A dead one."
"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"
"A wizard walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* I wish for World peace. Genie: Can't do it. Million dollars? Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume."
"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."
"what is the funniest number? 69, cuz its also the name of a sex move."