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Joke of the Day

"what is the funniest number? 69, cuz its also the name of a sex move."

"Why are programmers bad at doing laundry? They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap."

"As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier."

"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""

"I have the perfect response to a text but its too mean Girl: What is your dumbest pet-peeve me: People asking stupid questions"

"Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year"

"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""

"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"

"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""

"What did the lawyer say when he stepped in dog shit? Help me..... I'm melting"