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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."
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"Every girl I bring home is unemployed, drunk and on drugs. I'm starting to think that whole ""opposites attract"" thing is bullshit."
"Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar.... I said, is that a fret?"
"List of food it's okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob - chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws"
"what do you call a black man that flies an airplane? a pilot you racist fuck"
"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"
"Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK"
"Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband."
"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"
"How do you throw a party in space? You planet"