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Joke of the Day
"How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels."
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"A waitress approaches a table full of jews. She asks, ""is anything alright?"""
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"[phone sex] GF: Tell me you want me ME: I want you badly GF: How badly? ME: I want you [checking thesaurus in a panic] haphazardly"
"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."
"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"
"Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?"
"What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear."
"Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11? Because it's an inside yolk"
"Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday."