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Joke of the Day

"Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday."

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"How did Hitler originally get into power? ""Let's make Germany great again"""
"My 5-year-old daughter hates it when I call her the ""C"" word... cranky. She starts crying, screaming and stomping around. It's at this point I have to tell her: ""Stop acting like a little cunt!"""
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten."
"For this New Years resolution I'm not going to smoke any more weed. But I'm not gonna smoke any less either."
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"What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing"