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Joke of the Day
"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."
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"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."
"At Twitter HQ J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on? Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing *releases update"
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A 1/4 pounder with cheese"
"How do black people make fruit salad? They mix watermelon and grape soda. (On a side note, I'm not racist. I just think black people and racist jokes are funny.)"
"Person submits resume and gets a job. ."
"What's the odd one out? What's the difference between your meat, you wife, an egg and a blowjob? You can beat your meat, your wife and an egg, but you can't beat a blowjob!"
"TIL that vaccines contain a small amount of mercury, a chemical component that leads to autism. -Idiotic Soccer Mom, 2k16"
"What is E.T. short for? It has little legs."
"Sometimes, I wake up grumpy... But usually I let him sleep."