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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."

"Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use? It must have fallen through a crack."

"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo."

"A fairy tale for men One day a handsome young man proposes to his girlfriend, but she says no. And the man lives happily ever after!"

"Cute stranger: *smiles at me* Me: *already imagining who will get custody of the dog*"

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"When I was at the beach there was a guy in the ocean yelling, ""Shark! Help!"" And I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"Did you hear about our camping trip? It was in tents! I'll see myself out."

"Minecraft isn't wheelchair assessable."

"(Describing Guy Fieri to sketch artist): Literally a flaming hot cheeto"