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Joke of the Day

"A fairy tale for men One day a handsome young man proposes to his girlfriend, but she says no. And the man lives happily ever after!"

"[mocking jay part 2] jay: come on guys please stop"

"The fact that Americans eat cookie dough and cake batter shows that we can't even wait until it's done cooking anymore."

"A priest, an astronaut, and a hair dresser walk into the bar The bartender looks up and says ""What is this, a joke?"""

"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."

"Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."

"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society."

"What do you call a group of homosexual musicians from India who never get to play out? A Gay Raj band"

"19 and 20 got into a fight... Now they're facing 123 years on disturbing the peace."

"Do Indian restaurants have any bread? Nah, they have Naan."