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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about our camping trip? It was in tents! I'll see myself out."
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"Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an ""alternative romantic."""
"Knock, knock..........Goliath Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down -- you looketh tired"
"A homeless man randomly asked me if I was from Minnesota yesterday, so I replied, ""no, but once I stabbed a guy who grew up in Minneapolis"""
"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"
"Just got invited to an ""alcohol-free"" wedding. The happy couple will be sad when they realize it's going to be a ""present-free"" wedding too."
"1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes."
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."
"Your father is so absent... When I Google searched him it returned: Error 404 Not found."
"Yo mama so fat.... When she sees a school bus with white kids, she yells ""TWINKIE"""