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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue."

"Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex Alex: Having one wife too many Me: What is bigamy Alex: Nooo. We were looking for, what is monogamy"

"Watching real love on shows like The Bachelor makes me realize my own marriage is a fake bucket of shit."

"My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown."

"I put the SEXY in Dyslexic. Deal with ti"

"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"

"LA has come up with a safe space, for people that voted for Trump And they're calling it Texas"

"What did Jesus say to all the Indians before he left Don't do anything until I get back."

"What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat"