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Joke of the Day
"Minecraft isn't wheelchair assessable."
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"What's the plural of compass? This one's best if you say it out loud. What's the plural of octopus? Octopi. What's the plural of compass? Cumpie."
"Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you."
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