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Joke of the Day

"How much do I trust reddit? I went on /r/starwars before seeing the new Star Wars."

"[police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife] ""Why no pants on?"" We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell"

"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"

"On the street a person has a heart attack. Someone shouts: - Is there a doctor? Vegan: - I am a vegan."

"I'm at my most Mexican when I'm chatting about a movie and I suddenly pronounce Antonio Banderas like a Telemundo newscaster."

"The cop told me to put the guns down, but I couldn't... they were attached to my body."

"I can't remember this joke. This joke had a sadist, masochis, murderer, rapist, and some other guys all talking about what they were going to do to a cat. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?"

"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... But then the librarian told me to take it out."

"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""