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Joke of the Day

"Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins. But at least Mary was able to produce."

"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"

"What happens when a male prostitute trains another male prostitute? He takes him under his wang."

"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"

"Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it? Because he can't ""C"""

"I saw a Jewish Ghost last night... It was so scary I started to Shiva."

"I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this."

"That save button...... I don't understand the reddit's save button. As soon as I click save why does it ask me to unsave immediately?"

"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."

"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"