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Joke of the Day

"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer and a mop."

"What's the difference between your Pacman high score and your child? I haven't beaten your high score."

"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."

"What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery? Give me one more chants!"

"Why is PMS called PMS? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken!"

"Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now....."

"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""

"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""

"What's brown and sticky? A stick!"