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Joke of the Day

"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."

"I've said this to countless medical professionals. Nobody's laughed yet. ""Does my chart say what blood type I have? I can never remember."" ""O+"" ""Oh... [insert troll face] Positive?"""

"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."

"An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist."

"What do you call an attractive zombie? Drop dead gore-geous!"

"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"

"What do you get if you cross an owl with a donkey? A Wise Ass."

"Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress."

"What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves."

"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."