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Joke of the Day

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking ... J K Rowling"

"What do you call a black guy in outer space? An astronaut you racist bastard."

"If you give Indian kids hockey stick and football they will be playing cricket with it."

"On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!"

"What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face."

"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"

"Why was the baseball player arrested? He was involved in a hit-and-run."

"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."