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Joke of the Day
"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"
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"Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !"
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"
"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"
"Me: [to cat] HEY! GET YOUR PAW OUTTA THAT FISH TANK, MISTER. Fish: [holding the cat's paw] Ignore himhe'll never understand love."
"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."
"Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent."
"What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots."
"Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society"
"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"