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Joke of the Day
"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"
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"What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper."
"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."
"People who describe things as ""better than sex"" are having the wrong kind of sex."
"Stranger:""Your tag is sticking out"" Me:""Does it say size 4?"" Stranger:""Yes it does"" Then don't touch it bitch,it's supposed to stick out"
"I was at the Apple store The Employee recommended the iPhone 6S. I said ""That sounds S-septional!"" *Stupid grin*"
"A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong."
"My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right."
"Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)"
"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat an egg, but you can't beet a root!"