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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy in outer space? An astronaut you racist bastard."
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"There's a whole world of people out there! *closes the door*"
"the reason I'd like a female president because I'm sick of america getting fucked in the ass."
"The lords army. Chad: My brother, why don't you join the lords army? Bob: I'm already their. Chad: I don't see you on Sundays... Bob: I'm in the secret service."
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."
"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."
"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea? It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make"
"This morning's commute could have used more FAST and less FURIOUS."
"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"