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Joke of the Day
"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"
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"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."
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"I was visiting a desserts factory last week when my girlfriend fell into the gelato machine Now she's sore bae."
"""We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here"" said the bartender. A neutrino walked into a bar."
"A man walks into an eye doctor and asks to see the doctor... The nurse replies, ""Not with that eye!"""