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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into an eye doctor and asks to see the doctor... The nurse replies, ""Not with that eye!"""

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Jew? At least when a Catholic scars you for life, you might get to cum."

"Send me one more game request and I'm showing up at your house hammered, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister..."

"Say what you will about old people but I respect that they never talked about their feelings"

"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"

"What's the difference between bullets and people? People miss Harambe"

"Imagine how confusing it would be if Ms. Pac-Man didn't like hair bows."

"Almost half the atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"

"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."

"I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until I bought a bag of chips."