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Joke of the Day

"I was visiting a desserts factory last week when my girlfriend fell into the gelato machine Now she's sore bae."

"Whiteboards are just the best In fact, they're remarkable"

"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."

"A gay man asked me which way I went and I said, ""Counter-cockwise."""

"Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower? Because of the towel ban"

"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"

"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"

"[Request] I need a cutesy pun related to couples/love and umbrellas/rain. Sort of like ""Eiffel for you"", or ""never leaf me"" if you know what I mean. But please nothing too long :)"

"How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !"

"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted."