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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who was born without any ears? Niether did he."
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"GYM Man: ""Can you spot me?"" Me: ""Sure"" Man: *Throwing down towel* ""Invisibility cloak my ass"""
"Me: I only wanted a little mayo! I can't eat this! Him: Does it matter that much? Me: Well, would you like me to stab you a little or a lot?"
"What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson? A beatboxer."
"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."
"So an Irishman walks into a pub... What else is new?"
"For date night tonight I'm taking my wife out for a nice dinner at the Sam's Club sample tables."
"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."
"NURSE: She's in a coma. She's been on hungerstrike [boyfriend walks in with just enough chips for himself] PATIENT: *Opens one eye*"
"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."