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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes."
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"I'd like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as ""shit"" shows just how meaningful I can be."
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"[at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen."
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