182943
Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist.. Racism is a crime. Only black people commit crimes."
Next Joke
"but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME"
"Took my 3rd self-defense class, so if anyone feels like attacking me straight on, very slowly, w/ a fake knife in their right hand, BRING IT"
"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"
"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"
"Sports Hockey has the Blues. Football has the Browns. Baseball has the Reds. What does basketball have? l l l l l The Blacks."
"I wish I could unhinge my jaw so when the dentist says ""open wide,"" I could really wow him."
"What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp"
"Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it."
"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."