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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist.. Racism is a crime. Only black people commit crimes."
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"What's the worst thing your wife can do while you're having sex? Come home early."
"What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party? Go on, have a blast."
"My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke... Because in Russia line punch you."
"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."
"You know a girl is right for you when... You know a girl is right for you when she is complimentary."
"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."
"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."
"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"