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Joke of the Day

"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."

"i never make jokes about domestic violence they really hit close to home"

"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... /r/relationships: Break up with him."

"Why is the moon so grumpy? It's just going through one of its phases."

"Come to the Dark Side... We have Girl Scouts! ... I mean, we have Brownies! ... Dang it, I mean, we have COOKIES"

"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."

"A PIECE OF ADVICE Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."

"Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave? It seats twelve"

"What has a hazelnut in every bite? SQUIRREL SHIT!"

"Two lawyers are sitting in a bar... ... When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, ""Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?"" and the other lawyer replies, ""Outta what?"""