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Joke of the Day

"Sports Hockey has the Blues. Football has the Browns. Baseball has the Reds. What does basketball have? l l l l l The Blacks."

"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."

"A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower sex The other 7% have not been to jail."

"Blacks the best colour to wear to a funeral isn't it? Just thinking which rollerblades to wear."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha teperature."

"Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel."

"Goodnight computer *instantly grabs phone*"

"What do you call an accurate dog? Spot-on."

"What do you call a seamstress who makes things up? A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work..."

"People think i am so incapable of doing anything on my own that even if i commit suicide they would say it was murder."