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Joke of the Day
"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"
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"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."
"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""
"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."
"Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life."
"What do you call a shipping crate full of snails? Escargot."
"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""
"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"
"Where can you always find kids by themselves? edit: i forgot to say please."
"Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing."