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Joke of the Day
"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"
Next Joke
"I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th."
"I took everything with a grain of salt and now I have hypertension."
"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuckface."""
"God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste"
"And the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A man walks into a bar."
"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."
"Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space."
"""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Yeah, I've got so many questions about bees."" *sighs* ""Please hold for the president."""
"Ever hear of that cat turned vegan because of its vegan owner? Probably not, she died."