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Joke of the Day

"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"

"What do you call pasta from the hood? Spaghetto"

"Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer Why is there a spatula in my room?"

"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."

"Im sorry I yelled ""GARY LIKED STAR WARS EPISODE ONE"" when the pastor asked if anyone knew of a reason why you and Gary shouldn't be married"

"Feed a fish to a man, and you have fed him for a day. Feed a man to a fish, and you have appeased Dagon. You have done well. we crawl we rise"

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

"Replacing facebook with Twitter is a bit like replacing caffeine with heroin"

"What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life? A fish"

"I have this great joke about giving birth.. But I keep messing up the delivery."