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Joke of the Day
"What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life? A fish"
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"Q: What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? A: Patty O'Furniture."
"Are you a sword smith? Because you sure know how to make long hard stabbing objects. (Pickup line)"
"What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common? I bang them both on my coffee table at night."
"What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral? You might think it's II, but his true love be the C."
"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."
"I hate when a texting convo goes like this You: heyy. Them: hey! You: watzup? Them: nothin wbu? You: same. Them: cool. You: yea Them: haha. You: lol. Them: yep."
"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."
"What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents"
"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"