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Joke of the Day

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

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"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"
"HELLO, FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME LISTENER, OCCASIONAL MURDERER."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool? Bob"
"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"
"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."
"Big GTA 5 bug A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?"
"So, when I wear my phone clipped to my belt & a fanny pack, I'm a douche.nnBatman does it & it's a bad-ass utility belt. nnnDouble standard."
"Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?"