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Joke of the Day

"Replacing facebook with Twitter is a bit like replacing caffeine with heroin"

"Why do vegans don't like to kiss?? It gives them butterflies in their stomach"

"I've only heard the setup for this joke, anybody know the rest? A Jew and a Pollock are in a rainstorm... That's all I know and I've been dying to find out the rest. Anybody have any ideas?"

"Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking."

"Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble."

"What do you call a butthurt white guy? A salty cracker."

"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."

"What I hated the most in Facebook? . . . . . . . See more"

"Me: Goodnight Moon Moon: Well hi there. I can't hear you because I'm 240,000 miles away and sound doesn't travel in space. Die in a fire."

"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"