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Joke of the Day

"I have this great joke about giving birth.. But I keep messing up the delivery."

"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."

"One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook join together and be called.... YouTwitFace"

"The most misogynistic joke you will ever hear Why did the motorcyclist get charged for manslaughter when he killed his wife? Because he was drunk and never meant to ride in the kitchen."

"What do you call a karate expert with a father who has diarrhoea? A chop happy chappy with a crap happy pappy."

"""As seen on tv"": Get two pieces of crap that don't work for the price of one."

"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"

"I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week. Yeah. He had a loco motive."

"Grab your taco, You've pulled a dyslexic Mexican."

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"